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11:44AM Wednesday 07 January, 2009
'Blogs Central
Blog Central: Ashley Robinson Ashley Robinson is the master of self-deprecation. He reckons he has two sorts of luck – bad luck and no luck. As a lifetime resident of the Coast, this former publican has plenty of nostalgic memories to share.

Recent entries

Monday, January 5, 2009

Party time stops before midnight

I guess I am showing my age. >>

Monday, December 29, 2008

Take beer goggles off for clearer view

Ashley revisits the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sober. >>

Monday, December 22, 2008

Life's too short to whinge

But the council did change the park without asking. >>

Monday, December 15, 2008

Men look, women see

It was right in front of my eyes. >>

Monday, December 8, 2008

Little lessons learned during a big week

It's hard for big fella to keep up. >>

Monday, December 1, 2008

Stay clear of Roy

Over the years, I have been a celebrity stalker. >>

Monday, November 24, 2008

Strong to the finish

It's time to bring back Popeye. >>

Monday, November 17, 2008

This time it's personal

My number plates imply I may be a bit slow. >>

Monday, November 10, 2008

Zipping got me zero

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The Melbourne Cup was not so good for Ashley Robinson. >>

Monday, November 3, 2008

Public transport on the Coast's not so bad

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The saying “things happen for a reason” gets used frequently. >>

Monday, October 27, 2008

It started with a phone call from mum

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Eating disorders and cults run rife in Robinson family. >>

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Can monkeys pour the perfect beer?

Ashley Robinson reckons they can. >>

Monday, October 13, 2008

Flying can be such an ordeal

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Tantrums, tray tables and surly passengers up in the air. >>

Monday, October 6, 2008

Things probably aren't as gloomy as they seem

We should take Chopper's advice and harden up a bit. >>

Monday, September 29, 2008

We can learn a lot from dogs

And this is your chance to give something back. >>

Monday, September 22, 2008

The cane never did me any harm

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Parents must remember that teachers need their support. >>

Monday, September 15, 2008

No wonder we're disillusioned

Government spin can't hide problems in the public services. >>

Monday, September 8, 2008

Are Olympians really heroes?

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We can look closer to home to find them. >>

Monday, September 1, 2008

Tell kids, no means no

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Discipline and support lead to a simpler, richer life. >>

Monday, August 25, 2008

When the dash is done

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Life doesn't stop with death. Farewell, dear friend. >>

Monday, August 18, 2008

Anna: protecting koalas and getting the games

Could 2024 Olympics in Brisbane actually work? >>

Monday, August 11, 2008

Australian service? Try the UK

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Local tourism operators have nothing on our English counterparts. >>

Monday, August 4, 2008

Tough kids give us all hope

It’s time for the Mudjimba Island Charity Swim. >>

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dogs are bait in Broome

24-hour turnaround for work turns into a longer stay. >>

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Team sport becomes one-man show

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Why the AFL has to clamp down on misuse of rules >>

Monday, July 21, 2008

Check out the self-service

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Picture a scanner, screen and voice that sounds like Terminator. >>

Saturday, July 19, 2008

League fans need to give the ref a break

Local supporters are among the hardest taskmasters I have seen. >>

Monday, July 14, 2008

Mr Stiletto was a mean man

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Everyone's getting frocked up and having a ball. >>

Saturday, July 12, 2008

It's more than a game when Gus comments

There's something from Origin I just can't let go. >>

Monday, July 7, 2008

I’ll take Nambour any day

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It's unfair to write off this town, but stigmas stick. >>

Saturday, July 5, 2008

No culture in killing horses

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Grand National aftermath one of racing's saddest sights. >>

Monday, June 30, 2008

Sure signs that you're getting old

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Wearing your underpants on the outside is a dead giveaway. >>

Saturday, June 28, 2008

A Joel Moon rising

If only the Broncos had given him a decent go. >>

Monday, June 23, 2008

Rocky Horror show with a twist pure gold

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Friday the 13th is gone but I won't forget it. >>

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Coast footy's going from strength to strength

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Never mind the doom and gloom everywhere else. >>

Monday, June 16, 2008

Has alcopop tax already failed?

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What will the government do: increase tax on all alcohol? >>

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Origin ref did a Jekyll and Hyde

What a turnaround between the first and second games. >>

Monday, June 9, 2008

Australia is the lucky country

So we should help our neighbours who are less fortunate. >>

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Bulls shape up well for weekend carnival

Players had an interesting training session at the boxing gym. >>

Monday, June 2, 2008

We sold ourselves up the river

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Consumers need to become smarter to bag a bargain. >>

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Good old-fashioned fun

Step back in time is a way forward for NRL. >>

Monday, May 26, 2008

Give me banjos any day

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If you're not happy living here, the road south's open. >>

Saturday, May 24, 2008

It's lucky Origin is not like the Olympics

Star playmaker Scott Prince could have appealed his exclusion. >>

Monday, May 19, 2008

Cyclists and nudists let fly

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We're never short of an opinion to share with others. >>

Saturday, May 17, 2008

What's a bit of biff between roomies?

Do Willie Mason and Carl Webb get along? >>

Monday, May 12, 2008

Paying money for babies is a risky business

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I would rather my taxes went to our nurses. >>

Monday, May 5, 2008

D’Arcy has a role to play

Why not turn a negative incident into a positive? >>

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Twenty20 cricket poses a huge threat

It's hard to argue that the game is pure entertainment. >>

Monday, April 28, 2008

Fawlty dining experience

What is it with so-called five-star restaurants? >>

Monday, April 21, 2008

Kids drinking into oblivion

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Australia's problems are certainly not unique. >>

Saturday, April 19, 2008

NRL should go back to basics for centenary

No video ref and give them oranges at half-time. >>

Monday, April 14, 2008

Proof not all bankers are boring

You never know what's lurking beneath that suit and tie. >>

Saturday, April 12, 2008

It's just too early to judge Nick D'Arcy

People throwing stones should check their own closets for skeletons. >>

Monday, April 7, 2008

‘Mr Marr’ was a strong pillar

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I recently saw a funeral notice for Allan Marr which saddened me but also dredged up some fantastic memories of the community I grew up in. >>

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Flannery fears for Chalky’s well-being

I hope he has his travel insurance up-to-date. >>

Monday, March 31, 2008

Nearly proves not so close

I had the perfect Easter... well nearly. >>

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Should swimmers be wearing hi-tech suits?

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Imagine if the gear in all sports as looked at. >>

Monday, March 24, 2008

Charmed by dancing cobras and a fortune teller

Thank goodness Charles Manson didn't make an appearance ... >>

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Taking the piss out of footy code of conduct

Carlton missed its chance to send players a message. >>

Monday, March 17, 2008

Travelling in India brings some challenges

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Cabs and I just don't seem to get on. >>

Saturday, March 15, 2008

New Reds coach isn't looking for excuses

Phil Mooney has inherited something resembling a train wreck. >>

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bizarre humour can get you through

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Everyone has a different idea about what is funny. >>

Monday, March 3, 2008

Lighter side to the big men

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A lighter look at the blokes losing weight for charity. >>

Monday, February 25, 2008

Election time: Straight bat scores highly

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Here is my take on some of the election goings-on. >>

Monday, February 18, 2008

Cold reception saves day

I've written about dogs, birds and others but never axolotils. >>

Saturday, February 16, 2008

The game is on already

Don't you love footy at the start of the year before a ball has been kicked? >>

Monday, February 11, 2008

If Tiger could be president...

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What sporting identity could take the helm of this great nation? >>

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Playing NRL will help union guys get tough

I had to laugh when I read ARU Chairman John O’Neill’s Sate of the Union address. >>

Monday, February 4, 2008

Are they mad or true blue?

Blogs Central: Comments3 Comments

I have been following the lead-up to the local elections with growing interest but I do get a bit disappointed about criticisms of councillors and mayors. >>

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Test series was an absolute bottler

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But now the Australian Cricket Board faces another hurdle. >>

Monday, January 28, 2008

Excess baggage has a lot to answer for

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They could have used me to blow up helium balloons. >>

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Rugby and league are truly in good hands

The Stingrays have signed Morgan Turinui for this season. >>

Monday, January 21, 2008

Whalers must be stopped

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But we should be worried about some other atrocities too. >>

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Tennis fracas is evidence of a serious problem

Blogs Central: Comments3 Comments

Next there will be a melee at the lawn bowls. >>

Monday, January 14, 2008

Amalgamation: I am all for it

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Prepare for jostling for limited positions on the new council. >>

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Aussie cricketers could show humility

All of a sudden there's men behaving badly. >>

Monday, January 7, 2008

Caught in a '60s timewarp

Our habits and landscapes have changed since those happy days. >>

Saturday, January 5, 2008

ICL feather-ruffling recalls Packer rebels

Players are being warned off and it seems the bravest are the ones that are at the end of their careers. >>

Monday, December 31, 2007

You should always listen to mum

I got into trouble the other day because someone in the Daily quoted me saying that “I hate Christmas”. >>

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Kristy's dilemma highlights prize problem

Our elite lifesaving competition is not working. >>

Monday, December 24, 2007

Bah humbug to staff cheer

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The good, the bad and the ugly side of Christmas. >>

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Nine's grand gesture is only temporary

ust goes to show, there is no such thing as a free lunch. >>

Monday, December 17, 2007

Happy days are here at last

Early last week I turned 50, which is more of a milestone than one would think. >>

Saturday, December 15, 2007

They may live to Roo the day

Queensland deal would have been perfect for the Kangaroos. >>

Monday, December 10, 2007

I hear nothing, I see nothing

Sergeant Schultz was the apple of my eye. >>

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Aussie golfers are just a bit dull

I’d think about revisiting the microphone-on-the-player thing. >>

Monday, December 3, 2007

A pretty good start in life

I woke up last Sunday morning and funnily enough the sky had not caved in, in fact it was just the same as the day before with the only difference ... >>

Saturday, December 1, 2007

'Stockland Stadium' deal is no sell-out

But our local heroes could still have naming rights ... >>

Monday, November 26, 2007

Better than slabs of water

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The madness in the streets at the moment is all very sad. >>

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Praise for a true gentleman

The NRL snipe went to Thursday’s Men of League Toughest Twelve charity lunch. >>

Monday, November 19, 2007

Don’t get wind of markets

Finding annoying presents for our friends’ kids and it is a great game. >>

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Here's how you find half a million dollars

An online sale could end fundraising angst. >>

Monday, November 12, 2007

Royal treatment doesn't come cheap

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Pride comes before a huge hotel bill on Dubai stopover. >>

Saturday, November 10, 2007

There something about Ashley

What's in a name? Not a lot of luck, it seems >>

Monday, November 5, 2007

Finding the meaning of life

If you look around, man, you’ll see you got magic. >>

Saturday, November 3, 2007

What's really going on with the Dogs?

Surely the reign of coach Steve Folkes must be drawing to a close. >>

Monday, October 29, 2007

Back in the dog house

Since the passing of Sumo, our beloved Staffie, Lilly - a dingo bull-terrier cross - really struggled so it was decided to find her a mate. >>

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Cricket fans in glasshouses

Our players aren't the only victims of racial abuse. >>

Monday, October 22, 2007

Little demons torment

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“Don’t use the good scissors” activated something in my bizarre brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about if for days. >>

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Cup's all over bar the shouting

And here's why I'm barracking for the Poms. >>

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