Ashley Robinson is the master of self-deprecation. He reckons he has two sorts of luck – bad luck and no luck. As a lifetime resident of the Coast, this former publican has plenty of nostalgic memories to share. Recent entries
Tell kids, no means no
3 CommentsDiscipline and support lead to a simpler, richer life. >>
When the dash is done
3 CommentsLife doesn't stop with death. Farewell, dear friend. >>
Anna: protecting koalas and getting the games
Could 2024 Olympics in Brisbane actually work? >>
Australian service? Try the UK
1 CommentsLocal tourism operators have nothing on our English counterparts. >>
Tough kids give us all hope
It’s time for the Mudjimba Island Charity Swim. >>
Dogs are bait in Broome
24-hour turnaround for work turns into a longer stay. >>
Team sport becomes one-man show
2 CommentsWhy the AFL has to clamp down on misuse of rules >>
Check out the self-service
2 CommentsPicture a scanner, screen and voice that sounds like Terminator. >>
League fans need to give the ref a break
Local supporters are among the hardest taskmasters I have seen. >>
Mr Stiletto was a mean man
1 CommentsEveryone's getting frocked up and having a ball. >>
It's more than a game when Gus comments
There's something from Origin I just can't let go. >>
I’ll take Nambour any day
5 CommentsIt's unfair to write off this town, but stigmas stick. >>
No culture in killing horses
3 CommentsGrand National aftermath one of racing's saddest sights. >>
Sure signs that you're getting old
4 CommentsWearing your underpants on the outside is a dead giveaway. >>
A Joel Moon rising
If only the Broncos had given him a decent go. >>
Rocky Horror show with a twist pure gold
4 CommentsFriday the 13th is gone but I won't forget it. >>
Coast footy's going from strength to strength
3 CommentsNever mind the doom and gloom everywhere else. >>
Has alcopop tax already failed?
5 CommentsWhat will the government do: increase tax on all alcohol? >>
Origin ref did a Jekyll and Hyde
What a turnaround between the first and second games. >>
Australia is the lucky country
So we should help our neighbours who are less fortunate. >>
Bulls shape up well for weekend carnival
Players had an interesting training session at the boxing gym. >>
We sold ourselves up the river
1 CommentsConsumers need to become smarter to bag a bargain. >>
Good old-fashioned fun
Step back in time is a way forward for NRL. >>
Give me banjos any day
4 CommentsIf you're not happy living here, the road south's open. >>
It's lucky Origin is not like the Olympics
Star playmaker Scott Prince could have appealed his exclusion. >>
Cyclists and nudists let fly
6 CommentsWe're never short of an opinion to share with others. >>
What's a bit of biff between roomies?
Do Willie Mason and Carl Webb get along? >>
Paying money for babies is a risky business
4 CommentsI would rather my taxes went to our nurses. >>
D’Arcy has a role to play
Why not turn a negative incident into a positive? >>
Twenty20 cricket poses a huge threat
It's hard to argue that the game is pure entertainment. >>
Fawlty dining experience
What is it with so-called five-star restaurants? >>
Kids drinking into oblivion
7 CommentsAustralia's problems are certainly not unique. >>
NRL should go back to basics for centenary
No video ref and give them oranges at half-time. >>
Proof not all bankers are boring
You never know what's lurking beneath that suit and tie. >>
It's just too early to judge Nick D'Arcy
People throwing stones should check their own closets for skeletons. >>
‘Mr Marr’ was a strong pillar
1 CommentsI recently saw a funeral notice for Allan Marr which saddened me but also dredged up some fantastic memories of the community I grew up in. >>
Flannery fears for Chalky’s well-being
I hope he has his travel insurance up-to-date. >>
Nearly proves not so close
I had the perfect Easter... well nearly. >>
Should swimmers be wearing hi-tech suits?
3 CommentsImagine if the gear in all sports as looked at. >>
Charmed by dancing cobras and a fortune teller
Thank goodness Charles Manson didn't make an appearance ... >>
Taking the piss out of footy code of conduct
Carlton missed its chance to send players a message. >>
Travelling in India brings some challenges
1 CommentsCabs and I just don't seem to get on. >>
New Reds coach isn't looking for excuses
Phil Mooney has inherited something resembling a train wreck. >>
Bizarre humour can get you through
5 CommentsEveryone has a different idea about what is funny. >>
Lighter side to the big men
2 CommentsA lighter look at the blokes losing weight for charity. >>
Election time: Straight bat scores highly
4 CommentsHere is my take on some of the election goings-on. >>
Cold reception saves day
I've written about dogs, birds and others but never axolotils. >>
The game is on already
Don't you love footy at the start of the year before a ball has been kicked? >>
If Tiger could be president...
2 CommentsWhat sporting identity could take the helm of this great nation? >>
Playing NRL will help union guys get tough
I had to laugh when I read ARU Chairman John O’Neill’s Sate of the Union address. >>
Are they mad or true blue?
3 CommentsI have been following the lead-up to the local elections with growing interest but I do get a bit disappointed about criticisms of councillors and mayors. >>
Test series was an absolute bottler
3 CommentsBut now the Australian Cricket Board faces another hurdle. >>
Excess baggage has a lot to answer for
5 CommentsThey could have used me to blow up helium balloons. >>
Rugby and league are truly in good hands
The Stingrays have signed Morgan Turinui for this season. >>
Whalers must be stopped
11 CommentsBut we should be worried about some other atrocities too. >>
Tennis fracas is evidence of a serious problem
3 CommentsNext there will be a melee at the lawn bowls. >>
Amalgamation: I am all for it
7 CommentsPrepare for jostling for limited positions on the new council. >>
Aussie cricketers could show humility
All of a sudden there's men behaving badly. >>
Caught in a '60s timewarp
Our habits and landscapes have changed since those happy days. >>
ICL feather-ruffling recalls Packer rebels
Players are being warned off and it seems the bravest are the ones that are at the end of their careers. >>
You should always listen to mum
I got into trouble the other day because someone in the Daily quoted me saying that “I hate Christmas”. >>
Kristy's dilemma highlights prize problem
Our elite lifesaving competition is not working. >>
Bah humbug to staff cheer
1 CommentsThe good, the bad and the ugly side of Christmas. >>
Nine's grand gesture is only temporary
ust goes to show, there is no such thing as a free lunch. >>
Happy days are here at last
Early last week I turned 50, which is more of a milestone than one would think. >>
They may live to Roo the day
Queensland deal would have been perfect for the Kangaroos. >>
I hear nothing, I see nothing
Sergeant Schultz was the apple of my eye. >>
Aussie golfers are just a bit dull
I’d think about revisiting the microphone-on-the-player thing. >>
A pretty good start in life
I woke up last Sunday morning and funnily enough the sky had not caved in, in fact it was just the same as the day before with the only difference ... >>
'Stockland Stadium' deal is no sell-out
But our local heroes could still have naming rights ... >>
Better than slabs of water
1 CommentsThe madness in the streets at the moment is all very sad. >>
Praise for a true gentleman
The NRL snipe went to Thursday’s Men of League Toughest Twelve charity lunch. >>
Don’t get wind of markets
Finding annoying presents for our friends’ kids and it is a great game. >>
Here's how you find half a million dollars
An online sale could end fundraising angst. >>
Royal treatment doesn't come cheap
2 CommentsPride comes before a huge hotel bill on Dubai stopover. >>
There something about Ashley
What's in a name? Not a lot of luck, it seems >>
Finding the meaning of life
If you look around, man, you’ll see you got magic. >>
What's really going on with the Dogs?
Surely the reign of coach Steve Folkes must be drawing to a close. >>
Back in the dog house
Since the passing of Sumo, our beloved Staffie, Lilly - a dingo bull-terrier cross - really struggled so it was decided to find her a mate. >>
Cricket fans in glasshouses
Our players aren't the only victims of racial abuse. >>
Little demons torment
1 Comments“Don’t use the good scissors” activated something in my bizarre brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about if for days. >>
Cup's all over bar the shouting
And here's why I'm barracking for the Poms. >>
Coolum, Kilcoy eye big league
Could Dale Shearer be playing in a new Coolum rugby league side next year. >>
Another hair-brained idea
1 CommentsTalk about hair-brained ideas. As usual, I have walked into another one – or that is what I initially thought. >>
Poms just played better than us
The fact is that the Poms played better than us in one game, it just happened to be a vital one. >>
Vote one for less pollies
1 CommentsI don't know about you, but the election frenzy is driving me crazy. >>
Too much air leads to dud kicks
In my humble opinion, the balls for the NRL grand final were over-inflated - which explains a lot. >>
I've Bin Laden with security
1 CommentsI recently had time to reflect how our airport security works and realised that you could check in online under the name Mr D Duck and jump on in Brisbane ... >>
Gus gets trumped for award
The Worst Commentator of the Year was looking like a one horse race. >>
She was one spolit Sheila
Not only did the family pet exit this world on Tuesday night, my other old mate, the wife, was booked to go to hospital the next morning, so my stress ... >>
It's always the ref's fault
The bar has been lifted for the guy in the middle. >>
Goodbye, old mate, I'll miss you
7 CommentsSumo was the greatest gift anyone has given me. >>
Three tips for the grand finals
What a feast of local football, plus junior rugby league, soccer and netball grand finals as well. >>
Put-downs to remember
I have been the target of the quick-witted and the not-so-clever as well, most of which have found their way into this column. >>
Aussie lads are sweating in Pakistan
Coast cricketer Ashley Noffke has endured a harsh introduction to the sub-continent. >>
Flat out in pouring rain
Mark Furler's comments on “bloody idiots” driving around during the recent floods, was on the money, but sadly, I was guilty of being one of them. >>
Drug problem not confined to sport
What about the Andrew Johns saga and the Gus “Ray Martin” Gould interview last night? >>
I won’t cast the first stone
Is the Holier than Thou attitude in reaction to Kevin Rudd's strip club visit five years ago the right way to go? >>
In Africa: A girls night out
After two weeks of playing aunty my sister decided we needed a girls night out so last night, along with one of her friends, we hit one of the bars ... >>
No watering down ferocity
Last week’s rugby league double-header at Quad Park was a great spectacle, despite the rain. >>
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