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Blog Central: Ashley Robinson Ashley Robinson is the master of self-deprecation. He reckons he has two sorts of luck – bad luck and no luck. As a lifetime resident of the Coast, this former publican has plenty of nostalgic memories to share.

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Monday, September 1, 2008

Tell kids, no means no

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Discipline and support lead to a simpler, richer life. >>

Monday, August 25, 2008

When the dash is done

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Life doesn't stop with death. Farewell, dear friend. >>

Monday, August 18, 2008

Anna: protecting koalas and getting the games

Could 2024 Olympics in Brisbane actually work? >>

Monday, August 11, 2008

Australian service? Try the UK

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Local tourism operators have nothing on our English counterparts. >>

Monday, August 4, 2008

Tough kids give us all hope

It’s time for the Mudjimba Island Charity Swim. >>

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dogs are bait in Broome

24-hour turnaround for work turns into a longer stay. >>

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Team sport becomes one-man show

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Why the AFL has to clamp down on misuse of rules >>

Monday, July 21, 2008

Check out the self-service

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Picture a scanner, screen and voice that sounds like Terminator. >>

Saturday, July 19, 2008

League fans need to give the ref a break

Local supporters are among the hardest taskmasters I have seen. >>

Monday, July 14, 2008

Mr Stiletto was a mean man

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Everyone's getting frocked up and having a ball. >>

Saturday, July 12, 2008

It's more than a game when Gus comments

There's something from Origin I just can't let go. >>

Monday, July 7, 2008

I’ll take Nambour any day

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It's unfair to write off this town, but stigmas stick. >>

Saturday, July 5, 2008

No culture in killing horses

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Grand National aftermath one of racing's saddest sights. >>

Monday, June 30, 2008

Sure signs that you're getting old

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Wearing your underpants on the outside is a dead giveaway. >>

Saturday, June 28, 2008

A Joel Moon rising

If only the Broncos had given him a decent go. >>

Monday, June 23, 2008

Rocky Horror show with a twist pure gold

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Friday the 13th is gone but I won't forget it. >>

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Coast footy's going from strength to strength

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Never mind the doom and gloom everywhere else. >>

Monday, June 16, 2008

Has alcopop tax already failed?

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What will the government do: increase tax on all alcohol? >>

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Origin ref did a Jekyll and Hyde

What a turnaround between the first and second games. >>

Monday, June 9, 2008

Australia is the lucky country

So we should help our neighbours who are less fortunate. >>

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Bulls shape up well for weekend carnival

Players had an interesting training session at the boxing gym. >>

Monday, June 2, 2008

We sold ourselves up the river

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Consumers need to become smarter to bag a bargain. >>

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Good old-fashioned fun

Step back in time is a way forward for NRL. >>

Monday, May 26, 2008

Give me banjos any day

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If you're not happy living here, the road south's open. >>

Saturday, May 24, 2008

It's lucky Origin is not like the Olympics

Star playmaker Scott Prince could have appealed his exclusion. >>

Monday, May 19, 2008

Cyclists and nudists let fly

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We're never short of an opinion to share with others. >>

Saturday, May 17, 2008

What's a bit of biff between roomies?

Do Willie Mason and Carl Webb get along? >>

Monday, May 12, 2008

Paying money for babies is a risky business

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I would rather my taxes went to our nurses. >>

Monday, May 5, 2008

D’Arcy has a role to play

Why not turn a negative incident into a positive? >>

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Twenty20 cricket poses a huge threat

It's hard to argue that the game is pure entertainment. >>

Monday, April 28, 2008

Fawlty dining experience

What is it with so-called five-star restaurants? >>

Monday, April 21, 2008

Kids drinking into oblivion

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Australia's problems are certainly not unique. >>

Saturday, April 19, 2008

NRL should go back to basics for centenary

No video ref and give them oranges at half-time. >>

Monday, April 14, 2008

Proof not all bankers are boring

You never know what's lurking beneath that suit and tie. >>

Saturday, April 12, 2008

It's just too early to judge Nick D'Arcy

People throwing stones should check their own closets for skeletons. >>

Monday, April 7, 2008

‘Mr Marr’ was a strong pillar

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I recently saw a funeral notice for Allan Marr which saddened me but also dredged up some fantastic memories of the community I grew up in. >>

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Flannery fears for Chalky’s well-being

I hope he has his travel insurance up-to-date. >>

Monday, March 31, 2008

Nearly proves not so close

I had the perfect Easter... well nearly. >>

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Should swimmers be wearing hi-tech suits?

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Imagine if the gear in all sports as looked at. >>

Monday, March 24, 2008

Charmed by dancing cobras and a fortune teller

Thank goodness Charles Manson didn't make an appearance ... >>

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Taking the piss out of footy code of conduct

Carlton missed its chance to send players a message. >>

Monday, March 17, 2008

Travelling in India brings some challenges

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Cabs and I just don't seem to get on. >>

Saturday, March 15, 2008

New Reds coach isn't looking for excuses

Phil Mooney has inherited something resembling a train wreck. >>

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bizarre humour can get you through

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Everyone has a different idea about what is funny. >>

Monday, March 3, 2008

Lighter side to the big men

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A lighter look at the blokes losing weight for charity. >>

Monday, February 25, 2008

Election time: Straight bat scores highly

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Here is my take on some of the election goings-on. >>

Monday, February 18, 2008

Cold reception saves day

I've written about dogs, birds and others but never axolotils. >>

Saturday, February 16, 2008

The game is on already

Don't you love footy at the start of the year before a ball has been kicked? >>

Monday, February 11, 2008

If Tiger could be president...

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What sporting identity could take the helm of this great nation? >>

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Playing NRL will help union guys get tough

I had to laugh when I read ARU Chairman John O’Neill’s Sate of the Union address. >>

Monday, February 4, 2008

Are they mad or true blue?

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I have been following the lead-up to the local elections with growing interest but I do get a bit disappointed about criticisms of councillors and mayors. >>

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Test series was an absolute bottler

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But now the Australian Cricket Board faces another hurdle. >>

Monday, January 28, 2008

Excess baggage has a lot to answer for

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They could have used me to blow up helium balloons. >>

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Rugby and league are truly in good hands

The Stingrays have signed Morgan Turinui for this season. >>

Monday, January 21, 2008

Whalers must be stopped

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But we should be worried about some other atrocities too. >>

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Tennis fracas is evidence of a serious problem

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Next there will be a melee at the lawn bowls. >>

Monday, January 14, 2008

Amalgamation: I am all for it

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Prepare for jostling for limited positions on the new council. >>

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Aussie cricketers could show humility

All of a sudden there's men behaving badly. >>

Monday, January 7, 2008

Caught in a '60s timewarp

Our habits and landscapes have changed since those happy days. >>

Saturday, January 5, 2008

ICL feather-ruffling recalls Packer rebels

Players are being warned off and it seems the bravest are the ones that are at the end of their careers. >>

Monday, December 31, 2007

You should always listen to mum

I got into trouble the other day because someone in the Daily quoted me saying that “I hate Christmas”. >>

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Kristy's dilemma highlights prize problem

Our elite lifesaving competition is not working. >>

Monday, December 24, 2007

Bah humbug to staff cheer

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The good, the bad and the ugly side of Christmas. >>

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Nine's grand gesture is only temporary

ust goes to show, there is no such thing as a free lunch. >>

Monday, December 17, 2007

Happy days are here at last

Early last week I turned 50, which is more of a milestone than one would think. >>

Saturday, December 15, 2007

They may live to Roo the day

Queensland deal would have been perfect for the Kangaroos. >>

Monday, December 10, 2007

I hear nothing, I see nothing

Sergeant Schultz was the apple of my eye. >>

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Aussie golfers are just a bit dull

I’d think about revisiting the microphone-on-the-player thing. >>

Monday, December 3, 2007

A pretty good start in life

I woke up last Sunday morning and funnily enough the sky had not caved in, in fact it was just the same as the day before with the only difference ... >>

Saturday, December 1, 2007

'Stockland Stadium' deal is no sell-out

But our local heroes could still have naming rights ... >>

Monday, November 26, 2007

Better than slabs of water

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The madness in the streets at the moment is all very sad. >>

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Praise for a true gentleman

The NRL snipe went to Thursday’s Men of League Toughest Twelve charity lunch. >>

Monday, November 19, 2007

Don’t get wind of markets

Finding annoying presents for our friends’ kids and it is a great game. >>

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Here's how you find half a million dollars

An online sale could end fundraising angst. >>

Monday, November 12, 2007

Royal treatment doesn't come cheap

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Pride comes before a huge hotel bill on Dubai stopover. >>

Saturday, November 10, 2007

There something about Ashley

What's in a name? Not a lot of luck, it seems >>

Monday, November 5, 2007

Finding the meaning of life

If you look around, man, you’ll see you got magic. >>

Saturday, November 3, 2007

What's really going on with the Dogs?

Surely the reign of coach Steve Folkes must be drawing to a close. >>

Monday, October 29, 2007

Back in the dog house

Since the passing of Sumo, our beloved Staffie, Lilly - a dingo bull-terrier cross - really struggled so it was decided to find her a mate. >>

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Cricket fans in glasshouses

Our players aren't the only victims of racial abuse. >>

Monday, October 22, 2007

Little demons torment

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“Don’t use the good scissors” activated something in my bizarre brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about if for days. >>

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Cup's all over bar the shouting

And here's why I'm barracking for the Poms. >>

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Coolum, Kilcoy eye big league

Could Dale Shearer be playing in a new Coolum rugby league side next year. >>

Monday, October 15, 2007

Another hair-brained idea

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Talk about hair-brained ideas. As usual, I have walked into another one – or that is what I initially thought. >>

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Poms just played better than us

The fact is that the Poms played better than us in one game, it just happened to be a vital one. >>

Monday, October 8, 2007

Vote one for less pollies

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I don't know about you, but the election frenzy is driving me crazy. >>

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Too much air leads to dud kicks

In my humble opinion, the balls for the NRL grand final were over-inflated - which explains a lot. >>

Monday, October 1, 2007

I've Bin Laden with security

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I recently had time to reflect how our airport security works and realised that you could check in online under the name Mr D Duck and jump on in Brisbane ... >>

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Gus gets trumped for award

The Worst Commentator of the Year was looking like a one horse race. >>

Monday, September 24, 2007

She was one spolit Sheila

Not only did the family pet exit this world on Tuesday night, my other old mate, the wife, was booked to go to hospital the next morning, so my stress ... >>

Saturday, September 22, 2007

It's always the ref's fault

The bar has been lifted for the guy in the middle. >>

Monday, September 17, 2007

Goodbye, old mate, I'll miss you

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Sumo was the greatest gift anyone has given me. >>

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Three tips for the grand finals

What a feast of local football, plus junior rugby league, soccer and netball grand finals as well. >>

Monday, September 10, 2007

Put-downs to remember

I have been the target of the quick-witted and the not-so-clever as well, most of which have found their way into this column. >>

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Aussie lads are sweating in Pakistan

Coast cricketer Ashley Noffke has endured a harsh introduction to the sub-continent. >>

Monday, September 3, 2007

Flat out in pouring rain

Mark Furler's comments on “bloody idiots” driving around during the recent floods, was on the money, but sadly, I was guilty of being one of them. >>

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Drug problem not confined to sport

What about the Andrew Johns saga and the Gus “Ray Martin” Gould interview last night? >>

Monday, August 27, 2007

I won’t cast the first stone

Is the Holier than Thou attitude in reaction to Kevin Rudd's strip club visit five years ago the right way to go? >>

Sunday, August 26, 2007

In Africa: A girls night out

After two weeks of playing aunty my sister decided we needed a girls night out so last night, along with one of her friends, we hit one of the bars ... >>

Saturday, August 25, 2007

No watering down ferocity

Last week’s rugby league double-header at Quad Park was a great spectacle, despite the rain. >>

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