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Blog Central: Ashley Robinson Ashley Robinson is the master of self-deprecation. He reckons he has two sorts of luck – bad luck and no luck. As a lifetime resident of the Coast, this former publican has plenty of nostalgic memories to share.

Give me banjos any day

May 26 | Ashley Robinson

I want to clear something up.

I am not writing what is about to follow just because it is likely to get a reaction.

The subject is over a week old and would be at the bottom of most peoples’ bird cages by now.

Coincidentally, my wife always puts my face upright in the line of fire in our cage but that is another story.

Of course, the subject is Kevin Rudd calling those north of the Pine River a bunch of banjo playing hillbillies, according to the opposition.

I am lucky enough to spend just over an hour at 90.3 ABC Coast FM on Monday and Friday mornings with my old mate John Stokes.

Now this time last week I did a poor imitation of a banjo and said, tongue firmly in cheek, how shocked I was that an old “Namba” boy like Kevin reckoned we were all hillbillies.

But I then went on to say that surely the opposition had more to do than worry about that. We know we do.

The first surprise for the day came when an irate listener rang in and accused me and poor old Johnnie of Labor bashing and then promptly hung up.

I was taken aback as my comments were targeted at the opposition, who really should have something better to do.

But my surprise didn’t end there.

That night when I logged on to www.thedaily.com.au and looked at the story I was absolutely amazed at the number of bloggers that agreed that we are hillbillies, especially in Nambour.

The thing that really got me was the venom of some of the comments.

There were some harsh descriptions which took the fun out of the whole day for me and I really wondered whether the people writing the blogs came from Mars.

I have been to plenty of places around Australia that have their fair share of flannel shirts, hotted-up Valiants, ugg boots and rubber thongs – sometimes worn in the same outfit.

My initial thought was that I couldn’t sit by and let this happen as Nambour and the Sunshine Coast have been good to me.

Sadly, I had a week to wait which gave me more time to take a rational approach which you may or may not be interested in.

I have calmed down since then and once again see the funny side but the whole thing made me think of Forrest Gump.

Not local towns full of them but more the famous saying: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get”.

In fact, it made me think of the exact opposite.

Growing up in Nambour and Eudlo, where – just like in any other regional town – with people you came across, you knew exactly what you were going to get.

In my opinion these days are far different with the changing demographic, from the south in particular.

And if I would have added my blog to the many others last week I might have said a lot of people I come across these days are more like show bags than chocolates – all glitter but no go.

But I could subscribe to that club myself. “No good being poor and looking poor” is a motto I have lived by for many a year.

In reality, the Sunshine Coast is a diverse mix of people.

Sure, it is a bit light on culture but it has some great art galleries, libraries and live theatre.

Sure, it is a bit light on in regard to large venues, i.e. an entertainment centre, but surely that can’t be too far away unless one of the too many tiers of government decides it may be affected by climate change or finds some other reason not to build it.

In reality I think most of us lucky enough to live here are pretty happy that we do. If not, the road south is always open.

As for the culture, sure we could do with a bit more like our southern counterparts but I suggest if you are on the cusp of living here or moving to somewhere more cultured with supposedly a better class of people, take a drive to Mary Cairncross Park, Point Cartwright or Noosa National Park and take in what really is on offer.

You can’t build that and I reckon it should help you decide, banjo music or not.

Recent Comments

on 26 May, 2008 at 10:04 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
I think you will find it was Mark Latham, ex Labor leader, that alledged that the great and powerful Rudd made these comments, not the opposition.
If Kev thinks that those above the Pine River are hillbillies, he's obviously never got as far as Logan City (commonly known as Bogan City) and Ipswich.
All I can say is embrace your inner hillbilly and be happy because wearing ugg boots is better than having cold feet.
on 26 May, 2008 at 10:34 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
And you know Ashley. I bet not one of those knockers and people who said they want to get out as soon as possible has actually left yet, mores the pity.
on 26 May, 2008 at 8:36 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
Issue all babies born at Nambour hospital with a dog and a banjo... now we ARE talking happiness!
Like your motto, Ash, and I would like to add mine....
"you can never spend too long at the beach"
As for 'culcha' I rekon we had it pretty good when you ran Thommos, but 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.
on 26 May, 2008 at 11:48 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
I think the real point is that we are losing our national identity and bush heritage. Many would have us emulate the European or American cafe culture as opposed to our distinct Aussie way of life.

One only has to look at the real indicators of where our hearts are.

1/ National Anthem should have been the true blue but "politically incorrect" Waltzing Matilda - At least everybody knows it and sings it with so much gusto it truely unites us
That is Important. - but we didn't want to admit we came from a penal colony background _ So what!
Cripes Most can't even sing Advance Australia Fair - they hardly know the words.

2/ Our icons! Look at the love we as a Nation, express for Steve Irwin, Peter Brock Don Bradman, Paul Hogan Movies, All Old Diggers and our Guys in the Military. They epitomize everything Australian, call it Aussie call it Hillbilly call it what you like

I bet if everybody accepted this side of our heritage we would be a far better nation with less angst stress and Im sure kids would not be half the problem they are today because they would have more of a National Identity instead of getting caught up in American Culture and Gang mentality and just being confused generally about who they are. Hang on I think that includes a lot of Adults I know too Geeze I think Ive solved half our problems right here.

Im so happy to be north of whatever river/border they are talking about. But Im much happier being a true blue Australian.

I think it time to organize another night around a fire up the back with a few friends some beers the camp oven and a BBQ plate gee thanks for the reminder, we need to celebrate being Aussie hillbillies more often.

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