And that's a species I don't want in my garden. >>

Time now for the Games of the saturation Olympiad. >>

Supposedly, these blokes want a wife and a connection. >>

Discover the show that out-rated Gordon Ramsay. >>

New Aussie psychic show is good, trashy entertainment. >>

What songs make you want to don your dancing shoes? >>

Show about advertising all style and no substance. >>

There are a few gems, but mostly they're plain irritating. >>

Zero laughs to be found in latest Kiwi comedy. >>

I shouldn't have come back after the turkey slap. >>

... it is possible, but perfection is not. >>

I've stumbled across the best timeslot in Australian television. >>

Vote with your remote and save the Aussie drama. >>

Queensland is the home of Australia's favourite dancer. >>

We should forgive him the odd F-reak out >>

They're irrelevant and as daggy as your spinster aunt. >>

Sex, stalking, affairs, revenge, murder - it has it all. >>

A show like this appeals to the lowest common denominator. >>

Sacrificing dignity in the rabid pursuit of cash and fame. >>

And it makes me want to eat more chocolate. >>

Suck it up Princess, no-one wants a moaning Myrtle. >>

It's love-all in the edgy British series Sinchronicity (sic). >>

Behind the scenes of So You Think You Can Dance. >>

Comedy proves the Benny Hill spirit is alive and well. >>

Cashmere Mafia seems old, tired and just a tad unrealistic. >>

Oh no, please don't drop the F-bomb! >>

Bandits, bombs, beautiful people ... what more could you want? >>

At long last Channel 9 has made a brilliant programming decision. >>

The TV equivalent of a comfortable pair of old jeans. >>

Finally, a show that surpasses the hype ... >>

Hilarious reality show is in a class of its own. >>

American writers' row has left TV land in limbo. >>

What a load of babble and waste of good-looking cars. >>

You really couldn't be arrested by nicer people ... >>

Doom and gloom makes you want to build a bunker. >>

Who says it's what on the inside that counts? >>

Kid Nation: 40 children, 40 days, no parents. >>

Dawn French has restored my Christmas cheer. >>

New Aussie drama reaches new tacky heights. >>

Some words of warning, folks: don't fool for the hype. >>

Grab a coffee and settle on the couch ... >>

It was epic and memorable, but for the wrong reasons. >>

This awful mish-mash is heading to an airwave near you. >>

When actors get a great role, they should settle in. >>

Bad karaoke should be confined to dingy pubs. >>

Seven's cross-promotion just got a whole lot classier. >>

Well, folks, there goes the neighbourhood ... >>

Pint-size diva is still spitting the dummy. >>

Did you know people get paid to give "fanny facials"? >>

Looking for lurve in true Aussie style. >>

That was the strangest quiz show I've seen. >>

Is all the bickering just a shameless grab for ratings? >>

Why does the “commercial” part of television have to be so intrusive, so LOUD and so repetitive. >>

Why is Damages being moved back to 10.30pm? >>

This show is becoming as tired as Daryl Somers' jokes >>

These Japanese kitchen capers are a riot! >>

This radical black comedy puts the herbs in suburbia. >>

ABC's Rain Shadow earns a D for disappointing. >>

It's a shame it's all two years too late. >>

Watching people fail miserably seems to be the most fun most people can have thesedays. When did bullying become fashionable? >>

Our favourite bunny boiler is back in a brilliant TV drama. >>

What did you think of the rock schlocker? >>

Channel 10 has hit a new low with Californication. >>

Did Denton give Sandilands a serious case of rope burn? >>

You could almost see the Grim Reaper hovering in the hospital corridors, sipping dodgy cafeteria coffee from a styrofoam cup. >>

The shows we love to hate ... and can't stop watching! >>

New series has made me excited about the state of Aussie-made comedy. >>

US crime shows are killing off the best of British drama. >>

Last night’s Australian Idol delivered more laughs than back-to-back episodes of The Simpsons, South Park and Little Britain. >>

The Idol worship begins tonight as Channel 10 searches once more for mediocre musical talent. >>

Big Brother 2007 is over - and boy did they drag out the finale! >>

What happened? I lost two valuable hours of my life last night. That's what happened. >>

Big Brother has almost come to an end and I’m tipping Zach to win. >>

There are certain things in life you can count on, and one of them is that every Wednesday between 9.30pm and 10.30pm, someone will be lost and found. >>

Life’s too short to watch a whole hour of Posh Spice, aka Mrs David Beckham, prancing around on the TV screen in her new home of Beverly Hills. >>

Let me state from the outset that I’m a big fan of Law & Order and all its various spin-offs. >>

Big Brother 2007 – what an action-packed series it has been already. >>

A TV show about Australian customs sounds about as riveting as watching a live (and I use the term loosely) sitting of federal parliament, but Channel 7’s Border Security manages ... >>