But I need to draw the line somewhere. >>

All I wanted was something to eat. >>

Jamie Dunn's two youngest discuss the merits of the US election result. >>

Jamie Dunn urges council to consider the D grade celebrities before ripping up the Caloundra Walk of Stars. >>

Even the best meaning men can break a promise. >>

Jamie Dunn gets the message >>

And they can be found in the most unusual places. >>

The king of the fashionistas shops at Coolum! >>

How one good turn nearly had me in Heaven early. >>

Impaled on a cluster of the dreaded bindii. >>

Welcome to life in the real world, son. >>

Shopping trip ends in public shaming. >>

Or I'll set my new 'man's dog' onto you. >>

PM Cartman's education revolution has me seeing double. >>

Yeah right, just hang up on that Mumbai telemarketer. >>

These things, oh Lord, are sent to test us. >>

I would love to be a real man ... >>

Just a step away from the dog house at Dad's. >>

Crossed wires get me moving. >>

Sons who want free puppies and restored cars. >>

Are any parents truly happy to have the kids home? >>

Stella needs a new phone and she needs it NOW. >>

A tantrum-throwing two-year-old and a confused fly. >>

Since when did a dozen Bacardi Breezers replace a corsage? >>

Even a petrified pup on the back of a Kawasaki. >>

But Brendan's still got Buckley's of leading the country. >>

My son Jackson swaps footy passes with a legend. >>

Who needs the Yellow Pages when you've got Horseland. >>

But I am trying to get a real motorbike licence. >>

It's balaclavas and expensive formal dresses in our house. >>

Who you gonna call when your car conks out? >>

Vandals should dress up and pull beers for truckers. >>

We'll see when he announces his Traveston dam decision. >>

Well, certainly not because I bullied or begged him to. >>

Yet another example of a driver dicing with death. >>

Easter became a real nightmare for yours truly. >>

When are all these roadworks going to stop? >>

Kids with iPods just don't talk to you at all. >>

Do the mayors get fined for illegal signage? >>

Why you shouldn't take kids to do grocery shopping. >>

You road warriors should start obeying the rules. >>

A chance meeting in Imbil made me reflect on marriage and devotion. >>

Dick's going to try and help Hicksy get a job >>

I'm sick of all these social parasites. >>

Stella was given clear instructions before the lifesaving champs. >>

Mr BMW was very busy at the traffic lights. >>

It's surprising how the truth outs in an unguarded moment. >>

Christmas gift drama left me down in the dump. >>

A fan of mine has suggested I take this column further. >>

There’s nothing worse than a Getz snapping at your heels. >>

I met Carol when she was 17 and I was in a band. >>

Enviro-friendly firms should practise what they preach. >>

This situation makes you feel not only uneasy but unclean. >>

Mr McHappy strikes fear into the heart of young Jackson. >>

Fluoro pellets are a hit with the rat pack. >>

But I thought it was just a dodgy chicken wrap. >>

They've already tagged the new Kunda Park motorway. >>

Next time I'll have my camera. >>

The Channel 7 Perth telethon could possibly be the only telethon still operational in Australia. >>

Hi, I’m Jamie Dunn, I used to be someone once, that is, until one day I was unceremoniously sacked by B105”. >>

It’s worse than the locust plagues of Biblical times. >>

I thought it was nice when 16-year-old Stella got invited to go to Stradbroke Island. >>

A friend of mine was called by the school to go and collect his boy who had stomach pains and needed to go to the doctor. >>

I can’t tell you the shock and horror that went through my system. >>

Gibbo's visit rekindles fond memories. >>

My sarcastic observation about a Lycra-clad cyclist actually stopping at a red light seems to have upset a few road warriors. >>

My 16-year-old’s life stopped the moment she realised she had lost her mobile phone >>

You won't believe what I saw at a Coast intersection! >>

Did dinosaurs come before Jesus? Can water fix broken bones? Do cigarettes match singlets? >>

I have been cooking, cleaning, doing homework, making sure lunches are packed and bus passes are super-glued to the kids' wrists. >>

Well, it’s happened to me again this year – yet another “merging” moment. >>

Did you read the Daily’s story about the young bloke who stole a couple’s wedding presents? >>

As this column goes to print, I am sitting in a stylised tent/lodge surrounded by the animal inhabitants of the Western Plains Zoo. >>

Wouldn’t you think that I’d have some say in where the family holidays? >>

With one point left on my licence, believe me, as I approached the Maroochy bridge I was definitely doing the speed limit. >>

What is it with you women? You are a strange bunch, you know, and I have proof because my wife and I have five children, so you can only imagine ... >>

I’m sure anyone with a teenager has experienced the scourge of My Space. They get on that computer and pretend they’re doing homework, while all the time communicating and conversing ... >>

My local bottlo has had a few problems lately with the technical side of the business letting them down. For instance, I had the taste for a few beers on ... >>

I took a call from Kym at 4pm the day before Max was to do a speech, as an Anzac, in front of the class. “Can you get something army-like ... >>

I got up early last weekend and came to our Maroochydore office to check some emails. As I was driving home past the airport at about 5.45am, a flash of ... >>

I’m sure it’s well known to readers of this column that my 18-year-old son is delivering pizzas for a living. For this he occasionally uses my car but that is ... >>

You know what women do when they get annoyed with their partner – they shut drawers a little harder and make lots of noise in the kitchen, rattling dishes and ... >>

Not only does the over abundance of roundabouts at Noosa wear your tyres, there is another side effect. >>

Many years ago I bought a crappy old 1964 Volkswagen Kombi Van. My idea was that my son Joshua and his grandfather could work on it over the years, thereby ... >>

We got home from holidays only to find young Jackson’s fish tank down eight fish. He came to me with tears welling in his eyes and said “all my fish ... >>

Did I hear correctly? Is it now an offence to smack your children? Because if it is, lock me up now and throw away the key. >>

The best money I ever spent was hiring the people from the Fun Factory to run Jackson’s 10th birthday last Sunday. We had 21 boys, 10 and under on your ... >>