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Blog Central: Dunn Diaries Jamie Dunn has buried his feet firmly in the sand as a columnist with the Daily. For two decades, Jamie has been the voice and personality of Australian TV’s most successful kids character Agro, winning 10 TV Week Logie awards.

Would you like a chip on your shoulder?

December 6 | Jamie Dunn

I saw the strangest thing the other night when I took the kids to a local McDonald’s after Jackson’s graduation.

It was about 9.30 at night and while standing in line waiting to be served I saw one of the senior McDonald’s employees give a customer a scowl and a big dose of attitude – all over a cup of tea.

Now, I say it’s strange because I have never ever seen any McDonald’s employee behave the way this lady did.

She was obviously one of the seniors because she had more badges than Baden Powell.

The angst was not coming from the customer. He was as bemused as I was at her McOutburst.

I’d have taken my complaint to the top but I couldn’t be McBothered.

Swim or sink

Anna Bligh’s government’s decision to postpone the Traveston Crossing Dam is nothing more than an insult to the people of the Mary Valley.

It’s no wonder your popularity is slipping, Anna.

I prefer leaders that can actually make a decision.

Tempted by chocolate

I called into my friendly grocer the other day and bought a punnet of strawberries.

These strawberries were so big that the container would only just fit four of them.

It was an impulse buy brought on because the cunning grocer had placed a tray of chocolate dipping sauce right beside the strawberries.

They were so big I had to ask my next door neighbour to help me lift them into my bowl.

Don’t ya just love summer.

Learning experience

I went to 11-year-old Jackson’s graduation to middle school.

It brought back memories of me sitting with his teacher a couple of years ago discussing whether he should repeat a year because he wasn’t doing that well in English.

Now, being a Dunn and having repeated a year at state school myself, I flatly refused, although I did hear her out.

I insisted he go up a year with his mates. I based this opinion on my belief that there is more to school than just learning.

I sat there watching my son who, incidentally, was voted junior school captain, take to the microphone with complete confidence and deliver a well written, well read speech.

Good on ya, Jackson. Not only did you make me proud, you made me cry.

Nanna, veer left now

Are you like me? Do you so totally hate what they’ve done to the Maroochy roundabout?

There are four sets of lights, one on each corner. It has more stops and starts than Lisa Minnelli.

Please can we just get it back to how it used to be with the tow trucks parked under the overpass waiting for the inevitable nose to tail, the uncertainty of the lane changes and the nannas going to the bowls club who’ve been circling since last Thursday.

We’re coming to get you

The reward for information as to Daniel Morcombe’s whereabouts has been increased to one million dollars.

I don’t think the scum that abducted Daniel reckoned on the fact that Bruce and Denise, supporters, family and friends, of whom I am one, would not stop searching, asking, looking for answers some five years on.

Somebody knows something and I can think of a million and one reasons to call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 and tell them as much as you know.

Recent Comments

on 6 December, 2008 at 7:42 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
Jamie, as always, your column today is quite thought provoking...posing some serious philosophical challenges.

I have been pondering how a roundabout could have four corners and have recalled how puzzled I used to be with the Bible quote..."to the four corners of the Earth." If taken literally, this quote suggests that the Earth is not only flat...but it is also square. Perhaps our road engineers are in possession of some ancient wisdom which understands that a circle is actually a type of square.
on 6 December, 2008 at 8:02 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
I don't know if you picked up the nuances of Anna Bligh's Dam announcement. I believe that it was carefully constructed to give the Dam opponents as little comfort as possible. Good news on the surface - but a real backhander in its delivery.
on 7 December, 2008 at 9:22 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
Atapro and Jamie: Welsome to the Flat Earth Society. In truth, the earth is like a huge pizza flying through space. We never fall off the edge because as you approach the edge of the pizza (sorry, earth), centrifugal force stops you getting that far and make you come back towards the centre. How could the earth be a large ball floating in space? What a stupid suggestion. If it were, we would all be thrown off, or fall off. For us to survive, the earth has to be flat, doesn't it?
on 7 December, 2008 at 11:21 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
Re my previous informative, educational comment: I should have pointed out that my pizza "earth" spins through space like a frisby on a never-ending circle.
on 7 December, 2008 at 11:30 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
Yeah, right. So shouldn't that be a square pizza then...with four corners? More like a pizza box really. Now I understand why the Maroochy roundabout is square. Because the world is like a pizza (box). Makes as much sense as having a square roundabout I guess.

Just a small point though. Wouldn't centrigugal force actually throw you off the edge of PizzaWorld?
on 7 December, 2008 at 12:11 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
Picky, picky, Atapro. Why not join me on my pizza earth. At least hunger will be the least of our worries, no matter which way we are thrown.
on 8 December, 2008 at 5:42 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
Hunger may not be a problem on Pizzaworld for a short time oldsalt, but before long the population will increase and supplies will become scarce.

Governments and pizza-wide corporations will form and monopolise ingredients (such as ham) and sell it back to consumers for greatly increased profits while those who cannot afford to pay the price will starve.

It will be discovered that oil reserves can be controlled and mined... wars will be fought and the whole of Pizzaworld will soon face peak oil and the real prospect of a dried up and crumbling pizza without any oil whatsoever!

In the meantime, the real question is: Who would want to live anywhere near the anchovies?
on 9 December, 2008 at 1:24 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
"Who would want to live anywhere near the anchovies?" . . . I didn't realise you were a NIMBY, Jeff Watson. Anyway, it's not the anchovies that's the real problem. It's the sticky, hot melted cheese.
on 9 December, 2008 at 1:52 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
Have you both been spending too much time out in the heat of the pizza oven without a hat?
on 9 December, 2008 at 2:46 p.m. ( Suggest removal )
Yeah, atapro mate. Jamie Dunn's obviously mad so he would fit in with Jeff Watson and me. What about you? Or do you believe Big Macs rule the world and Ronald McDonald is king? If that's the case, maybe I am wrong and kidding myself about Pizzaworld. Is it really a giant hamburger spinning through space? I'll still stick with the cheese, though (maybe I could have worded that a little better after my pprevious blog). All we need now is for someone who believes rain is beer and we are set for a party!

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