Each week, award-winning journalist Amy Remeikis brings the female perspective on sport, as only she can. Slightly off-beat, sometimes cynical, Amy takes a good look at the world of sport, sports stars and anything to do with bats, balls, tracks, stumps and pools – but with no jock straps in sight! C'mon boys, get over it!
| Amy Remeikis
Boys, boys, boys!
Obviously my last blog touched a few nerves.
For those who have forgotten, this little space is a tongue-in-cheek, girl’s view on the world of sport.
I know that could seem a little confusing at times, given that on other days, we have blogs where people comment with some intelligence on sport.
But me? Well, I just call it like I see it, which is apparently fine, unless I comment on the unofficial national game – that, of course, being cricket.
Seriously people – lighten up.
For those a little lost, click on my last Girl Talk blog titled “None of our cricketers bowl me over” and you’ll see what I mean.
For those who can’t be bothered, here are a couple of my favourite comments which were posted.
“Amy get a life, by the sounds of your concocted story you have no idea about the game of cricket, its history or its following. Your comments about them being anti-sportsmen is ridiculous – where oh where did you collect this dribble. From Womans Day? As for the title ‘None of our cricketers bowl me over’ don’t worry about that as from your picture you probably wouldn’t stand a chance with any of them let alone any of our state players!” – signed Madmax.
And this from Billybob.
“None of the cricketers bowl me over”. I’m sure the feeling is mutual. BTW Australia’s cricketers are some one of the fittest sports people in the country. I’d like to see you play a five day test and see how you hold up.”
To those who came to my defence, I give you my gratitude.
And not in the Warnie retiring press conference, “Thank you to my family and Simone for sticking by me” way – I really mean it.
And Crowboy, I think you are a bit of a saucy minx yourself.
Anyway, somehow the comments went from debating my own talent or lack thereof in the looks department, to an all-out war between Billybob and Boyfromoz.
Which, other than greatly amusing me (seriously, it is amazing what complete strangers will say to each other from the safety of a keyboard), made me think of that other great cricketing rivalry – between Warnie and Murali.
With all the controversy Warnie has managed to stir up, it is almost like he never left.
And like the uncle no one really wants to sit with at the family reunion, he has once again opened up his pie hole and stirred the pot.
And like the over sensitive spinster aunty the rest of the family tries to avoid at that very same reunion, Murali has had a cry.
Of course, they joked about it in front of the cameras. But seriously, boys – time to move on.
I can understand the great man being a little devo at the thought of no longer (statistically at least) being the best of the best and having a bit of a tanty.
But Murali’s action has been deemed legal and legit, so it is time to suck it up and move on.
And I get that Murali is probably a bit sick and tired of being called a cheat, but seriously – sticks and stones.
This feud is almost as snore-worthy as the underarm bowl saga my Kiwi friends are still going on about – and they weren’t even born then!
So to Warnie, Murali, Madmax and Billybob, I have three words for you. Get. Over. It.
People will have their opinions, but just because they don’t always agree with you doesn’t make them an idiot.
And in my case, if you don’t like what I have to say – well here’s an idea.
Click on something else.




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Recent Comments
26 not out... very impressive innings there Amy!
I think you now have the record for blogging comments.
Statistics are very important to cricket lovers and commentators... after all, they have to have something to talk about during the "excitement" of a match. (lol)
Jeff W.
Anyone can say that and it even sounds like they've won the argument simply because they don't care. Well some people do care about things such as cricket enough to defend it when it's attacked by people who don't understand what makes it special.
Who cares about how the cricketers look. They are the best in the world and provide entertainment in the way they are supposed to. Don't like it, don't watch it. Go buy a Girlfriend magazine or something, and stop wasting your time writing a useless article like this.
And come on - at the end of the day - it is still just a bunch of men playing with a ball. Not exactly fate-of-the-world stuff now is it?
Are you serious?
And for the last time - IT WAS A JOKE!
What's with calling cricket a hobby? If you only regard cricket as a hobby you need to find yourself a hefty can of harden up. It’s the fabric of our nation, when all men can come together and celebrate the one sport without fear of footy denomination.
What's with the harsh words to the ladies? Kiss your mum with that mouth?
A cricketing gent wouldn't stoop to that level.
Or so it would seem to some people... lol
Are you people serious?? (With the exception of crow-boy of course - I suspect he's never serious)
A blog, such as this one written by Amy, should be understood to be subjective, with no authority other than that lent by the author.
You could say Amy's blog is everything a journalist is trained NOT to write, that is, there is no need for careful research, a balanced report, a complete avoidance of personal opinion, or a careful review of the facts by her editor.
In other words... a blog is fun!!
I'm sure a serious journalist like Amy enjoys the freedom writing a blog brings and I'm sure thedaily.com.au readers (the sensible ones anyway) enjoy learning more about the personalities of journos working at the SCD.
I know I do anyway!
Keep blogging Amy... and enjoy (insert thumbs-up emoticon here)
Jeff W.
PS: To those who laughingly suggested you would not catch the eye of the Australian cricket team, I can tell them that I once took you home and you are a "knock-out"!
You can calm down Alex... "home" was your place and I was her taxi driver (and I'm sure she didn't even notice me... lol)
She never mean't it as a joke, far from it. She says its a joke because she knows she was completely wrong for saying any of it. Since when do any male journalists sledge female athletes?
I challenge you to find one, because they would be terrified of vindictive and overreactive women such as the ones that would no doubt frequent this woman's blog stirring up a feminazi maelstrom of lawsuits.
This one seems a little vicious and not at all well-trained"!
To save Amy the trouble, I'll give you one quick example: I recall watching a "Sportsworld" or a "Wide World of Sports" type show on one of the commercial channels not too long ago when they showed a segment on female beach volleyball.
These were serious sporting commentators (journos), yet they couldn't help discussing the girls looks and attire in a very sexist way... there certainly wasn't any discussion on the girls ability at playing beach volleyball!!
Okay... please call the dogcatchers someone (lol)
Jeff W.
However, I feel the need to point out that a) having a missing chromosome is not an insult, rather a fact of life (in case you missed that bit in science class, it's what makes you a boy) and b) when was the last time you heard anything about a female tennis player which didn't include some comment about her outfit, looks, or vocal sounds?
And besides, I'm sure the Australian cricket team is big enough and ugly enough to take a bit of sledging from a girl.
Or do you think I hurt their feelings?
@Amy and Jeff
Last time I checked making compliments about the way someone looks is not an insult.
The fact that Maria Scharapova (forgive the spelling) sounds like a beaching whale on every stroke has nothing to do with being female. It has everything to do with it being downright annoying, and is a good reason to change the channel.
Theres' an idea, go sledge Maria Scharaopova instead because she is loud and annoying. Sounds like a good a reason as any.
Accusing the Aussie cricketers of being anti-sportsmen certainly is an insult, considering its from someone who obviously knows nothing about sportsmanship nor the sport of cricket itself.
exhibit a - ponting's catch off sangakkara on tuesday. there was obviously no bat anywhere near the ball. yet ponting claimed the wicket just the same. the aussie team will appeal the life out of any half chance. if thats an attempt to sway the umpire, i can only speculate.
then theres the walking issue. but i wont go into that.
jeff's right. its a column. its not meant to be a factual, serious piece of writing. its an opinion.
Blackdog, you are a complete legend, and BTW Amy, men aren't missing a chromosome, they have XY instead of XX. The Y chromosone carrying the information that leads to "maleness".
Simple biology but we all make mistakes, don't we. You just seem to make more than others.
Warnie was always a good one for texting... does that count? ;)