If internet years were equal to dog years, Mark Chapman has already spent an entire lifetime on the world wide wait. Many human years later, the new tube finally delivers and Mark is only too happy to be your guide to the weird, whacky and wonderful online. It's all relative
| Mark Chapman
Sayings, wisdoms and proverbs are only as good as the situation they're applied to.
Two birds in the bush are a LOT better than one in the hand if you're an arm's length from an angry cassowary, for example.
It's all relative, as shown in this letter to Viz magazine:
“The saying goes, 'See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck.' Well I beg to differ. I'm a matador, and whilst picking a penny up at work the other day I was badly gored in the an*s. That's not good luck in my book.
Milos el Standish, Barcelona”
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