Ebay. I love Ebay.

I love it even more when people do dumb things on Ebay, like sell fruit in the shape of something or other, list a holy piece of toast with the face of Jesus burnt into it and the like...

Ebay likes the silliness too - and not only because they get listing fees for people selling silly things.

In their own dedicated section, bestof.ebay.com.au, they present the quirkiest, most insane and just plain ridiculous listings.

Try the bear-proof green lunchbox for possibly the longest description ever - with testimonials and all - or the promise of a hot photo, with no photos to back it up.

And then there's the opportunity to purchase the secret of invisibility, which is not an illusion or a Ninja technique, according to the seller - it's all gold.

Visit bestof.ebay.com.au for plenty hilarious listings to enjoy at your leisure.

Hey, perhaps you'll find something you want to bid on!