Coolum cracks down
12:00a.m. 13th May 2008
Anyone who shows a bit of cheek at the Coolum Surf Club will now be shown the door – and no butts about it.
The surf club board has handed down a new edict that patrons must wear their pants at an acceptable level, not exposing their underwear or buttocks – or “back cleavage” as former Maroochy councillor Bruce Dunne described the look on Channel 7’s Sunrise yesterday morning.
Yes, the issue has gone national, with the club fielding media calls from far and wide.
But manager Peter Law said he had received about 30 text messages supporting the ban on low-slung jeans and high-riding undies for men and women.
Mr Law said the club had acted upon complaints from members.
“It’s not a nice look as far as we are concerned,” he said.
“It’s a family club and they shouldn’t have to come in and look at those sort of things.”
Mr Law said patrons whose bum cracks or underpants were visible would be asked to pull their pants up.
“If they don’t want to do that, then they leave the premises.”
Fearing it could be the thin edge of the wedgie, surf club patrons interviewed by the Daily yesterday were right “behind” the ban.
Dean Montgomery said that when he went to the surf club to enjoy a drink, the last thing he wanted to see was a bloke with “half his backside hanging out”.
“I think half these young blokes that go around wearing girls’ jeans and having them hanging around their backsides, there’s got to be something wrong with them,” he said.
Surf club regulars Keith Hammond and Steve Turk both described the look as “disgusting”.
“I don’t think it’s suitable for out in public, when it comes to the restaurant or the bar area,” Keith said.
“They’ve got dress codes that you’re not allowed to wear thongs after six o’clock so why should some kid come in and wear these types of jeans where you can see half of their backside.”
Maroochydore Surf Club operations manager Trish Johnstone said the cheeky fashion was not an issue at her club.
“We’ve never had any occasion to remove anybody from the club or refuse service to anybody dressed as such,” Ms Johnstone said.
“It’s probably different clientele that we have here to up there at Coolum.”
Keith Hammond, Dean Montgomery and Steve Turk enjoy a beer at the Coolum Surf Club. They are in favour of the club's stance on low-slung pants. Photo: Mike Garry
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Next time I venture back home to the coast from the States and see a pair of those I'll be tempted to Dak them. It looks silly and maybe suited to the slummy streets of some U.S city but not the coast, they make pant sizes for a reason.
Have you ever been in a pub where they say "no thongs or singlets" yet you see women in thongs left right and centre getting away with it, but the blokes get asked to leave??
Same applies to Singlets . if they're banned, the ban should apply to all.
I was once asked to leave a pub because I was wearing thongs .. I drew attention of the bar manager to the four women in the bar wearing thongs ..... "ah," he said, "thats different, they're women!" ..So I then raised the words "sexist" and "discriminatory".. his response?? they're not thongs, they're sandals!!!!! .A rose by any other name .................
My male cousins came to visit our family in a smallish country town in Central NSW and wore their Jeans like that and we were horrified. I believe that every club/pub/private enterprise has a right to dictate the Dress Rules but I do not believe there should be gender discrimination, all things should be equal. Some women wear their low cut jeans/pants so low it almost shows the pubic bone. Not a good look, in my opinion, in a club/pub setting.
I remember sitting at a coast surf club several years ago and when attempting to look out to the surf, all we could see was a young female with her low cut jeans and her bright red g-string! It left little to the imagination. We kind of lost our appetite.
Well done, Coolum Surf Club for taking a stance!
So...while we dismiss the sagging crutch brigade to another venue, will the Coolum Surf Club also tell those slightly larger women that their hipsters are unflattering too and ban them (even though their 'crack' is covered)
Go...newsblog... for pointing out the glaring double standards.
Next they'll stop the old codgers going because they have really hairy noses and ears!
Then we should storm coolum for a mass cracking
All crackers unite
I have a suspicion that, dulled by beer and sexless pokies, these complaining Old Buggers have lost their sense of humour and zest for life.
A mass cracking at CSLSC? I'd pay to see that !!!!
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